Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Trainee Bonner: “Whoa, what about me? Why do you just get to add anyone you want into our sexual activities?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “HUH? When did you go straight? You’re telling me you didn’t find that hunk of meat attractive?”
Trainee Bonner: “I’m not saying that, it’s just I’m starting to feel you don’t value our relationship.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “What relationship? We fuck like a xxx-box 360. ALL THE TIME.”
Trainee Bonner: “I’m just saying maybe we should try a second female for once…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “And they just disappeared…”
Doctor Fucher: “I swear, I brought a set of your clothes from your room. Someone took them. How else do you explain your ripped up uniform from the mission being gone too?”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Wait. You think cadet pervert took them?!”
Doctor Fucher: “Hmm, he’s was saying something about putting something sweet on e-bay earlier…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “That creepy little… I want my cut.”
Trainee Bonner: “Added priority: Threesome with her.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Which “her?””
Trainee Bonner: “Either.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “That’d be a foursome. And I’m in.”