Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Bonner: “Wow. The Splortgate program. Thanks, for talking the commander into letting me go with you.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “I still don’t get it. After sarge’s accident it doesn’t make sense for us to get rewarded. Our first priority is to find out what’s REALLY going on.”
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Greetings.”
Trainee Bonner: “Oh, hi.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Okay, our first priority is to find out if that guy’s into threesomes.”