Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Y’know… Sarge looks kinda pissed.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “You okay there, Sarge? Don’t want you to have a heart attack on the way up…”
Sergeant Choco: “Huff huff huff”
Sergeant Choco: “GONNA KNOCK THAT SMUG LOOK RIGHT OFF HER FACE!”
Trainee Bonner: “Sarge Is going to beat the crap out of “LOLi””
Trainee Richards: “He may be bigger, but she’s sneaky. I don’t think he’ll make it. She’ll come up with… something
underhanded…”
Sergeant Choco: “All right you rabid chihuahua! Now I’m gonna… ”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “‘Gonna’ what, Sarge?”
Sergeant Choco: “Why.. why are you topless?!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “To distract you long enough to make you lose your grip and fall..”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “…is that supposed to bend that way?”