Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

General West: “So, doctor, What’s the captain’s status?”
Cadet Dummasse: “Hot as hell, sir, and twice as bouncy!”
Doctor Fucher: “She’ll live, general. I’ve scanned for parasites and trauma, that’s been corrected. But she needs rest.”
General West: “I need answers now, Doctor, I’ve got three other members of SG-Prime missing and I have no idea of their status.”
Cadet Dummasse: “Isn’t their status, “Missing?””
General West: “Goddam it, Cadet! One more smart remark and half of you is going through the Splortgate!”
Doctor Fucher: “She can’t answer any questions until she gets some rest. If you like I’ll call you as soon as she’s conscious.”
General West: “Alright, but I talk to Captain Kotter the minute she’s conscious…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Not tonight, sweet cheeks, I’ve got a headache…”