Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

General West: “Captain, all we know is you stumbled through the gate unconscious. We sent through a armed response squad within a ten minutes but they found nothing and NO one on the other side.”
General West: “What do you remember before coming through the gate?”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Per our mission objective we
met up with the local populace who were taking us to meet with a government official. But, that’s all I remember. I don’t remember any contact, combat, Just we were on our way to the official’s office…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Do you think someone pushed me through the gate, sir? They would have had to have had to dial OUR coordinates…”
General West: “mmm.. Yes… Our measurements…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Have you heard a word I’ve said, or have you just been staring at my boobs?!”
General West: “Right, so the rest of your team’s being held hostage by alien boobs!”