Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “The clothing store is just past the commissary.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Huh, I already knew that!”
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Then what did you need help with?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “I’ve got this itch that I just can’t reach…”
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Oh, is it in the middle of your back?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Nope. Right here between my legs, I need to find someone long and hard to reach in there and scratch it for me.”