Ebenezer Splooge

General Grevor the Grievious Pain in the Anal Cavity (the last bit tends to change based on who is stating it) and Diesel Dick Diana are both pirates working for the most powerful pirate the galaxy has ever seen, and his head can be seen for a small admission fee, as the first page of the comic has him finally captured, both Grevor and Diana are being hunted and have a high enough bounty on their heads that ever their closest friends would happily turn them in. Why and what they do about it is the comic’s story.